Eight Ways to Heaven

There are many ways to Heaven, if there is one of course. Here are the more popular ones...

Christian way - Speak no Evil and Do no Evil, and Go to Church every Sunday
Hindu way - Speak no Evil and Do no Evil, and do Pooja every day at home, visit all the holy temples
Islam way - Speak no Evil and Do no Evil, Pray five times a daily, and visit Mecca once at least in your lifetime
Buddhist way - Speak no Evil and Do no Evil, and meditate regularly and contemplate God
Jewish way - Speak no Evil and Do no Evil, and go to Synagogue regularly, find a Rabbi and seek advise
Fast way - Speak no Evil and Do no Evil, and support a poor or a physically disabled child in YOUR community/country/caste/religion/race/gender
Faster way - Speak no Evil and Do no Evil, and support a poor or a physically disabled child in a RANDOM community/country/caste/religion/race/gender
Fastest way - Speak no Evil and Do no Evil, and support a poor or a physically disabled child in the *OTHER* community/country/caste/religion/race/gender

Meaning of OTHER - 
Examples of OTHER:
If your identity is Indian, Hindu - you could pick a child from Pakistan or a Chrisitian poor kid to support
If your identity is American, Christian, and White - you could pick  a child from Iraq or a Muslim kid, or a Black kid